**laugh!** We make -- er -- my amazing cook of a husband makes "Three Kings Chili" sometimes, which requires Bud. As we choose small brewery IPAs and stouts, generally, we have been known to feel the same chagrin!

I once had a cat named Budweiser Skunk, Her kittens were Anheuser Mush and Bertram* Squirm.

*after Bertie Wooster