Mm-hmm...

[ellenmillion]

What I wrote:

Hi {name removed to protect the slim possibility of innocence},

Thank you for your interest in Portrait Adoption!

There's just one problem with your description here: the minimum submitted description fee is $15, and you entered .50.

If it was a typo, just let me know what you meant it to be, and I'll get this up for our artists to work on right away.

Be well,
Ellen Million


What I didn't write:

And if it's not a typo, what a fabulous, original joke. I'm sure that the three seconds of amusement you garnered was well worth the time I wasted answering your submission and dealing with your dumbass prank in the professional manner that it did not deserve. Thank you for channelling my energy in a totally unnecessary direction. May voracious insects lay their young under your skin.

Be well,
Ellen Million

Comments

[mersades.livejournal.com]

Heh, I was just skimming the Submission Forum last night and saw the entry where the person basically said 'don't count on me actually buying it.' I sounded like, 'draw my character but I can't promise to pay you, AKA I might just run off with the finished product anyways.'

But that could be my snarky artist speaking. ^_^;

[boogarshadow.livejournal.com]

May voracious insects lay their young under your skin.


LMFAO!!!!!! Oh that is GREAT!!! Ellen you always crack me up!!! *^_^*

[frigg.livejournal.com]

Hehe...

I like these ones as well:

Dear Sir/Madam,
I am a businessman from Nigeria. I would like to order the following products xxx (value 80 EUR) from your shop. Please send express mail with xxx company. I will write you a check of 5000 EUR and you may keep what is left of this.

Sincerely yours,

B. Usinessman

[celticwren.livejournal.com]

"May voracious insects lay their young under your skin."


*CLAPS* Love the originality of the insult! It's like "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits", except more gross. :)