You Woodworks readers and editors...

[ellenmillion]

So, we're looking at another year, and Madame Million's got some questions:

1. Do you read the horoscopes every month?

2. Do you read all of 'em, or only your own?

3. Do you feel like they're getting stale?

4. Do you know anyone better suited to writing them that also has the time and energy and can reliably make deadlines?

5. Can you ID any weaknesses in them to date?

6. What are their strengths?

7. Do you feel these horoscopes are a cheat, seeing as they are based solely on what crazy ideas I have at hand and not on any actual astrological, mythological or spiritual foretelling?

8. Did you think that these horoscopes were actually accurate predictions by a licensed psychic and now you're so devastated to find this isn't the truth that you're going to have to schedule a session with a shrink?

9. Got any suggestions that don't fit into these categories?

(Have no clue what I'm talking about? You probably don't read Woodworks.)

Comments

[steppinrazor.livejournal.com]

1. Do you read the horoscopes every month?

Yes! They're amusing. :D

2. Do you read all of 'em, or only your own?

Usually I just read my own and ones of people I'm related to... depending on how bored I am.

3. Do you feel like they're getting stale?

Nah, not really.

4. Do you know anyone better suited to writing them that also has the time and energy and can reliably make deadlines?

I could, actually, though they probably wouldn't be as funny, just odd. XD

5. Can you ID any weaknesses in them to date?

They're fake horoscopes, it's hard to find a weakness :>

6. What are their strengths?

They make me laugh :D

7. Do you feel these horoscopes are a cheat, seeing as they are based solely on what crazy ideas I have at hand and not on any actual astrological, mythological or spiritual foretelling?

Nope.

8. Did you think that these horoscopes were actually accurate predictions by a licensed psychic and now you're so devastated to find this isn't the truth that you're going to have to schedule a session with a shrink?

Yes ;_; I have to go see my tarot consultant now...

9. Got any suggestions that don't fit into these categories?

Nope! You do a good job with fakin' the funk. :)

[tarlia.livejournal.com]

1. Do you read the horoscopes every month?
--Yes

2. Do you read all of 'em, or only your own?
--Usually just my own first but I usually go back and read them all.

3. Do you feel like they're getting stale?
--No.

4. Do you know anyone better suited to writing them that also has the time and energy and can reliably make deadlines?
--Uh, no.

5. Can you ID any weaknesses in them to date?
--No. My answers are getting predictable, aren't they?

6. What are their strengths?
--They're funny, and occasionally dead-on (which is both scary and cool because I know where you get them).

7. Do you feel these horoscopes are a cheat, seeing as they are based solely on what crazy ideas I have at hand and not on any actual astrological, mythological or spiritual foretelling?
--Hah, no. That's what it's originally meant to be so I never had any expectations that'll it'll be based on actual readings/foretellings.

8. Did you think that these horoscopes were actually accurate predictions by a licensed psychic and now you're so devastated to find this isn't the truth that you're going to have to schedule a session with a shrink?
--See above answer. XD

9. Got any suggestions that don't fit into these categories?
--Nope. ;)