My life is a parable.

I need a facepalm icon.

My ENTIRE LIFE is one big parable about being careful what you wish for.

It is raining. It has been raining for six-odd hours. Maybe more.

A) I left the tent bags in the back of the truck last night, and they are soaked.
B) My fair tent is probably soaked.
C) IT IS STILL SMOKEY.

I didn't think that C) was even possible. If anything, it's worse. Instead of ashtray air, we've got WET ashtray air.

I keep giggling, because I'm not sure what else to do.