Spam that makes me laugh...
Apr. 15th, 2002 04:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ellenmillionEnlarge your penis. (I get about 3 of these a day.)
Lose Weight! (Oh, 4-5 a day. If I lost any more weight I'd slide down the drain when I took a shower.)
Britney Spears Orgy. (Yeah, like I want to see THAT. She can't even dance.)
Make Money Doing Nothing! (Uh-huh.)
Stok Tips U Can't Loose WIth. (Like I'd take /stock-tips/ from someone who can't type or spell.)
Get your own domain name! (Hel-lo.)
I saw your webpage (followed by a lot of crap that proves that they've NEVER seen my webpage)
Lose Weight! (Oh, 4-5 a day. If I lost any more weight I'd slide down the drain when I took a shower.)
Britney Spears Orgy. (Yeah, like I want to see THAT. She can't even dance.)
Make Money Doing Nothing! (Uh-huh.)
Stok Tips U Can't Loose WIth. (Like I'd take /stock-tips/ from someone who can't type or spell.)
Get your own domain name! (Hel-lo.)
I saw your webpage (followed by a lot of crap that proves that they've NEVER seen my webpage)
