Spam that makes me laugh...

[ellenmillion]

Enlarge your penis. (I get about 3 of these a day.)

Lose Weight! (Oh, 4-5 a day. If I lost any more weight I'd slide down the drain when I took a shower.)

Britney Spears Orgy. (Yeah, like I want to see THAT. She can't even dance.)

Make Money Doing Nothing! (Uh-huh.)

Stok Tips U Can't Loose WIth. (Like I'd take /stock-tips/ from someone who can't type or spell.)

Get your own domain name! (Hel-lo.)

I saw your webpage (followed by a lot of crap that proves that they've NEVER seen my webpage)

Comments

[cerberus.livejournal.com]

I never get porn spam for some reason. :3

[delusiongirl.livejournal.com]

I seem to be fond with the 'enhance your bust' set, which I need about as much as I need a bigger penis. Plus lots of people who want to sell me 'herbal viagra'. Uh huh.

The ones that really tick me off are the ones that offer to send you a diploma in any field for $20. Ugh. How tacky and illegal. Or the spy software so you can betray your kid's/spouse's trust and make the problem so much worse.

Eventually, I think people are going to be so desensitized to pop-up and banner adds and junk email that advertising in that manner is going to be worthless. People will automatically tune it out - I know I'm starting to.

If I were a parent, I'd be so much more worried about the spam my kid might get rather than the sites he/she might visit. Some of those things are just vile and should be X rated themselves.

[queststar.livejournal.com]

And then you have the "Drivers License" and the University Degree Program" :)

Luckily I don't get much of those spam mails. Not yet, though. Seems that they still haven't discovered my mail addy..

Pants!

[mebird.livejournal.com]

Oh don't you just love those, NOT!

The ones that lie to you are incredible, like..

You are recieving this mail because you submitted a response to recieve our products... NO I DIDN'T!!

You submitted a response to (such and such) a website, please check out the latest deals... NO I didn't

or the ever famous(at end of spam) This is not considered spam under (some act or other) and you requested to recieve this in accordence to (some other baloney act or other)... BULL!!!

No matter what filters you put they just keep coming in, becasue their e-mail changes, but they put those mixed random numbers or letters on the address or subject and whatnot so it's different each time. ;P

Oi-VEY!!!

The internet has become BLOAT-net!

Marie

[ex-jessibean471.livejournal.com]

hey Ellen.. I hate to sound bitchy.. but is there a reason you removed me from your friends list..?