Spam that makes me laugh...

[ellenmillion]

Enlarge your penis. (I get about 3 of these a day.)

Lose Weight! (Oh, 4-5 a day. If I lost any more weight I'd slide down the drain when I took a shower.)

Britney Spears Orgy. (Yeah, like I want to see THAT. She can't even dance.)

Make Money Doing Nothing! (Uh-huh.)

Stok Tips U Can't Loose WIth. (Like I'd take /stock-tips/ from someone who can't type or spell.)

Get your own domain name! (Hel-lo.)

I saw your webpage (followed by a lot of crap that proves that they've NEVER seen my webpage)

Comments

[delusiongirl.livejournal.com]

I seem to be fond with the 'enhance your bust' set, which I need about as much as I need a bigger penis. Plus lots of people who want to sell me 'herbal viagra'. Uh huh.

The ones that really tick me off are the ones that offer to send you a diploma in any field for $20. Ugh. How tacky and illegal. Or the spy software so you can betray your kid's/spouse's trust and make the problem so much worse.

Eventually, I think people are going to be so desensitized to pop-up and banner adds and junk email that advertising in that manner is going to be worthless. People will automatically tune it out - I know I'm starting to.

If I were a parent, I'd be so much more worried about the spam my kid might get rather than the sites he/she might visit. Some of those things are just vile and should be X rated themselves.