Spam that makes me laugh...
Apr. 15th, 2002 04:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ellenmillionEnlarge your penis. (I get about 3 of these a day.)
Lose Weight! (Oh, 4-5 a day. If I lost any more weight I'd slide down the drain when I took a shower.)
Britney Spears Orgy. (Yeah, like I want to see THAT. She can't even dance.)
Make Money Doing Nothing! (Uh-huh.)
Stok Tips U Can't Loose WIth. (Like I'd take /stock-tips/ from someone who can't type or spell.)
Get your own domain name! (Hel-lo.)
I saw your webpage (followed by a lot of crap that proves that they've NEVER seen my webpage)
Lose Weight! (Oh, 4-5 a day. If I lost any more weight I'd slide down the drain when I took a shower.)
Britney Spears Orgy. (Yeah, like I want to see THAT. She can't even dance.)
Make Money Doing Nothing! (Uh-huh.)
Stok Tips U Can't Loose WIth. (Like I'd take /stock-tips/ from someone who can't type or spell.)
Get your own domain name! (Hel-lo.)
I saw your webpage (followed by a lot of crap that proves that they've NEVER seen my webpage)
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Pants!
The ones that lie to you are incredible, like..
You are recieving this mail because you submitted a response to recieve our products... NO I DIDN'T!!
You submitted a response to (such and such) a website, please check out the latest deals... NO I didn't
or the ever famous(at end of spam) This is not considered spam under (some act or other) and you requested to recieve this in accordence to (some other baloney act or other)... BULL!!!
No matter what filters you put they just keep coming in, becasue their e-mail changes, but they put those mixed random numbers or letters on the address or subject and whatnot so it's different each time. ;P
Oi-VEY!!!
The internet has become BLOAT-net!
Marie