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[ellenmillion]

Oh My God.

I'm cursed or something, I swear I must be.



MY EIGHTEEN HUNDRED DOLLAR, TWO-WEEK OLD PRINTER NEEDS SERVICE?!

You have got to be shitting me.

I can't even print out freaking return address labels to finish these goddamned orders.

I am so pissed off. I am so ready to crawl into a hole and say YOU WIN. I GIVE UP.

I mean, what the hell? Did I screw someone in a previous life? What did I do to deserve this crappy, endless-feeling streak of bad luck? I work hard and try to live my life in a karmically responsible fashion... where is this coming from? Why ME? Can't I get a piece of equipment that won't crap out in a month? Or go two weeks without a family member dying? Or get a BREAK from the little green gods of webcode? Or heck, how about a nod - just a nod! - from the gods of hiring a reliable service.

There's humor here, I KNOW there is, but it is getting harder and harder to find it...

Comments

Chaos rears it's chaotic head

[wyrdpainter.livejournal.com]

It's not Karma that's the problem, it's Chaos. That's what happens when you fight entropy by creating, chaos tries to tear you down because your growing so fast. That is my personal philosophy on the matter anyway, and I've seen it happen to artistic professionals numerous times. Those that roll with the punches and solve the problems live to paint and print another day. Those that don't nobody remembers.

[ursulav.livejournal.com]

Eeep!

[akeyla.livejournal.com]

I know this sucks to say, but heads up dear, things woll get better :)
*hugs*
and if they do turn on you again, I'm here whenever you need me.

[toeknuckles.livejournal.com]

poor ellen.
your streak of bad luck just seems to keep on going...but i guess that means you'll have "used up" all your bad luck in one go, and then after this, it'll be smooth sailing for years and years.
also, i'm so sorry about the loss of your family members. 8-(

[jenelycam.livejournal.com]

*SUPER BIG ASSED POLAR BEAR HUGS*

You poor kid. You deserve a break!!! Here's hoping for a TON of good luck for you!!!!

[mizkit.livejournal.com]

Augh! *hugs* Augh!

[puffbird.livejournal.com]

*much hugs!!!*