The Mammoth Story. (with photos)

[ellenmillion]

So, a few Friday's ago, after a particularly tough night with the wee beast, I slept in instead of getting up to see the husband off. I woke to find a stuffed mammoth outside the nursery door.



I immediately shot off this text:

TRAPPED IN ROOM BY MAMMOTH STOP SUPPLIES RUNNING LOW STOP SEND COFFEE END

Jake replied:

RESCUE PARTY TRAPPED STOP ADVISE LOCAL HELP END

I assessed the local help and replied:

LOCAL HELP DEEMED USELESS STOP BABY PRACTICING GYMNASTICS STOP CAT LOOKING DISDAINFUL AND SLEEPING ON YOUR PANTS STOP PURSUING ESCAPE ALTERNATIVES END

Followed shortly by:

MAMMOTH SUBDUED STOP PHOTOS TO FOLLOW STOP CAT STILL DISDAINFUL END

And received:

GOOD WORK STOP NOMINATED FOR MEDAL STOP GOD SAVE QUEEN END

Comments

[pixiewildflower.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Darn babies. Completely useless in mammoth attacks.

CAT STILL DISDAINFUL is pretty much a perpetual situation, amirite?

[aliyna.livejournal.com]

Thumbs up! +1

[edward cammarota (from livejournal.com)]

LOL STOP YOU'RE KILLING ME STOP HA HA HA *THUNK*

[mizkit.livejournal.com]

*LAUGHS* Best! Texts! Ever!

[laylalawlor.livejournal.com]

*helpless laughing* You guys are adorable. :D

[jenny_evergreen]

I wish I was capable of that level of humor when I had a baby Elsa's age!

[kelkyag]

<giggles>

[ravenmoonart.livejournal.com]

Your bravery is inspirational!

[zeeth_kyrah]

Like something out of a children's storybook. (:

[ursulav.livejournal.com]

We naturally look forward to your account of this exploit at the next meeting of the Explorer's Club. *takes snuff*

[pers1stence.livejournal.com]

awesome!

[aliyna.livejournal.com]

Haha! Wonderful!

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

BWEE.

[ariestess]

LMAO! But the question of the day: Is the cat still disdainful?

[tarlia.livejournal.com]

The mammoth looks disdainful about being tied up in someone's bathrobe belt.

[hermitgeecko.livejournal.com]

This was adorable. :)