Smite!

[ellenmillion]

Why doesn't my computer have a 'smite' button? Heck, why doesn't my car have a 'smite' button? I really, really need one.

Comments

[mizkit.livejournal.com]

A smite button would rock. :)

[rosaleendhu.livejournal.com]

Are you smiting the computer or use it to smite someone else?

[pers1stence.livejournal.com]

I often think I need a "smite" button also....On the dash of my car, on my 'puter, etc... :)

[chamois-shimi.livejournal.com]

I can see the proliferation of smite keys now- like the "any" keys, and other gag keys you can stuff onto your computer in place of keys you don't otherwise use.

Hmm. And then you could hook it up hotkey-wise to do... something, I suspect. What should a smite key do? Oo. Bring up a menu of smiting options! And... ok, I should really go do laundry and then go to bed instead of making up a smite menu, really I should. But so tempting.

[mirar.livejournal.com]

Like this?
http://www.wpsee.com/album/image.php3?size=little&dir=Funny&picture=smite_button.jpg

[celticwren.livejournal.com]

I want a smite key on my bike, and the first person I would smite is the jerk who ran into me with his teal mini van!! SMITESMITESMITE!JERKO!!! Grr...and then it would be the people in cars who think that passing me with two feet to spare at 50 billion miles an hour when they have another lane to pull into is OK...and then stupid customers...and the phone...*wanders off mumbling to herself*