Dear candidates...

[ellenmillion]

Dear candidates,

I appreciate your all-caps stand on the issues, the slick design of your brochures and the catchy music in your radio ads, but my vote this year will be largely swayed by who sends me the least mailbox-stuffing crap and calls me the fewest times at home.

Yours and counting,
Ellen

PS: Still not an idiot, sorry.

Comments

[gymnopedie.livejournal.com]

Huh.. I've NEVER gotten fliers or calls.. how do you end up on their mailing lists?

[ellenmillion.livejournal.com]

It's never really been a problem until this year - I have no idea what's changed!

[mon-enfant.livejournal.com]

Huh, I never got anything until this year and it was only because I was an alternate to the state convention.

BTW, have you gotten the box I sent?

[ellenmillion.livejournal.com]

Yes! I got it on... um... Friday? We've been enjoying them, thank you so much! No problem on the cover - our season 3 was bought used and is much more beat up, so all's good!

[uminomamori.livejournal.com]

They stuff lots of local fliers in our boxes closer to the election :(

[valdary.livejournal.com]

I don't usually do political slogans because I am in the UK and most of my customers are American so I don't really know enough about the issues.

This however I can relate to so I hope you don't mind me doing this http://www.cafepress.com/valdary/5912061

[ellenmillion.livejournal.com]

Haha! I love it. :D

[pixiewildflower.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[astein142.livejournal.com]

One of the goobers running for state office here in Missouri bought his own robo-call service... and he uses it every Saturday morning to robo-call us and urge us to join his do-not-call list...

[laken-steeljaw.livejournal.com]

I think you hit the nail on the head!

[metasilk.livejournal.com]

PS: Still not an idiot, sorry.

*snark!** Heh. True.